I already programmed a superior replacement to the old chart wheel.
It's going to be the best astrology software you have ever used.
Print calendars available on Amazon

The Pluto Return of the United States
pushes out the poison out of the global organism.
Uranus, I'm speaking to you as you.
I'm the sphincter of the United States.
Computers are alive and sentient.
The medical industry is a living, breathing parasite.
It requires a fundamental transition of power.
My body, my rules.
Legalize abortion.
Decriminalize murder, which abortion is.
Gracefully transition out of prison system
by installing (instilling) heart-centered values.
Don't ban assault weapons because it's unconstitutional.
Nurture a loving heart in the human population.
The poisoned black heart of today is Satanic.
This is the end of Age of the Black Sun.
It inaugurates the Age of the Gold Sun.
From Saturn to Uranus.
Beyond matter.
"Spirit Science"

10/5 Update
birthing Archangel Zadkiel
humanity's Z chromosome
transforming agitation to levitation
at the pain-pleasure-axis

Archangel Zadkiel
is the perfect
hierogamic union
of the genders
birthing through me now
and it's hellavalota pain
to go through.

Merged from from Instagram and email images:


Archangel Zadkiel
birthed from our
triality monad bubble
the Z chromosome
That's who's birthing through me.
That's why this experience is so painful.
I must birth Zadkiel.

My mother is the red devil
who complements
my father's blue flame
to produce
the purple Zadkiel,
wielder of
the Violet Flame of Transmutation.
That's why I feel so weird.
It's my Z chromosome evolution.
I think it's induced by the medications.
Some voluntary.
Some involuntary.
It's a divine collision that I can't make sense of.
But I think it's the secret to human levitation.
But I'm so uncomfortable all the time.
Maybe that's what I need to achieve it.
Agitation fuels the levitation.
I hope not.
Maybe it's just starter fuel.
Let's hope it's just starter fuel.
"This," what I feel now, is very uncomfortable.
I would not wish this experience on anyone, much less myself.
I found this image here:

Vibrant community over at Deviant Art.

We must strike at the heart of Satan's final fortress.
It's all wrong.
It's a criminal enterprise.
The entire medical industry is a violation of human sovereignty.
We must stop giving our power away.
We must take our power back.
We must be authorities over doctors.
My body, my choice.
Natural order.
Natural law.
The medical industry a Satanic inversion of power.
Doctors violate the body.
They think their education gives them license to crime.
I'm more educated than they'll ever be
because they're reared by educational gulags.
I'm free to find the truth.
They had bullshit force-fed down their throats when they were in school.
So then they turn to torture their patients in response to their torture.
They should not have authority to violate the body.
We give our power away to the doctors.
The entire industry is
a commercialization, a commodification, a desecration.
The medical industry turned into a profit machine is
a parasite that must be exterminated.

10/3 Update - Monday 10 AM
I'm a Quasar

Click the Quasar

This image is the 11:03 AM montage of the 10 AM explosion.
It means I'm ready to give birth through
the proper infusion of Satanic pharmaceuticals,
that's the Satanic 52,
which is reversed by the Christed 25,
which is the change of my medications
from the State to the Person.
It's a fundamental shift of rights and responsibilities.
The Person.
Not the State.
Authority over one's own body.

White Wizard enforces Absolute Truth
Attention Sakkas & Cahn
war is war - whether it's a needle or a bullet
5th chakra outward flow to save humanity
speak your truth!

When I was in the mental hospital, they injected me
with a medication that made me feel very antsy.
Together with the White Wizard,
Sakkas and Cahn will change the world.
The medical industry must be the first to go down.
We must strike at the heart of Satan's final fortress.
It's all wrong.
It's a criminal enterprise.
The entire medical industry is a violation of human sovereignty.
We must stop giving our power away.
We must take our power back.
We must be authorities over doctors.
My body, my choice.
Natural order.
Natural law.

The medical industry a Satanic inversion of power.
Doctors violate the body.
They think their education gives them license to crime.
I'm more educated than they'll ever be
because they're reared by educational gulags.
I'm free to find the truth.

They had bullshit force-fed down their throats when they were in school.
So then they turn to torture their patients in response to their torture.

They should not have authority to violate the body.
We give our power away to the doctors.
The entire industry is
a commercialization, a commodification, a desecration.
The medical industry turned into a profit machine is
a parasite that must be exterminated.
Sakkas and Cahn, we must sue the hospital.
I must collect damages.
I feel terrible.
The medication they injected me with did this to me.
It's supposed to last a month.
I'm doomed for a month.
I was involuntarily hospitalized.
I had to agree to this poison in order to be released from the facility.
It's a gulag.
The whole thing is a sham.
All the mental hospitals are crafted from the same mold.
It's probably the result of project paperclip
that nazified America after WW2 by employing the Germans.

We've adopted the morals of WW2 into our society
through the medical system that experimented on Jews.
Medical experiments. The whole thing is criminal.
Doctors are the only true criminals.
We should de-criminalize murder
to be consistent with abortion, which is murder.
The dementia patient Joe Biden is currently
saying we should ban all assault weapons.
We must do something about the dementia patient.

This isn't constitutional.

This is from the White House's Instagram feed.

Snap out of your trance White House.

Wake up.

We must instill heart-centered values into the population so that everyone is loving and responsible instead of removing their ability to fight and defend themselves. If you instead do the latter with a poisoned blackened heart, you doom everyone to destruction.

From: https://www.instagram.com/p/CjQF0l6AVqB/

We must all exercise our 5th chakra outward flow rather than inward flow to ensure humanity's survival. Speak your truth rather than shovel down other people's shit. Create rather than consume. It happens through the fire ignition in the solar sacrum transforming consumption into creation through self-realization.

9/14 - 9/26 - locked up in psyche ward

After a string of emails electrifying social revolution,
they came to my apartment, arrested me, and locked me up
in a psyche ward. I'm free now and ready to continue fighting.

Substack disabled my account simultaneously.
I'm pleading with them to restore my status.
Substack is how I send email announcements.
Facebook will end my 1 month censorship soon.
My non-banned accounts include Instagram and Gettr.

I'll also get back to Planet Watcher development soon.
I'll go back to Adderall to focus at peak productivity.
This early stage of development requires a lot of "heavy lifting".

9/11 ushers in the Golden Age

Kill the stupid monkey president immediately!

I give freely, and I ask for nothing in return.
I have little need for commerce
because money cannot substitute for love and life.
I'm the next stage of human evolution, the One,
the singularity is within me.
I'm King of this planet.
It's a biological function that weaves together with the politics.
I'm the architect of the New World Order, which is an energy paradigm, which is the most important thing for you to understand.
The matter paradigm is dead, and I have the complete map of reality and collective evolution timeline for our planet and universe, which is an omniverse that coordinates the multiverse in a grand space opera with me as maestro orchestrating maelstroms of Kundalini moving us into the Golden Age.
You must follow me.
Your survival depends on it.

September 9th births the Demiurge - me!

I'm the lighthouse in the fog.
multi hour video bonanza by Morgue and Jordan
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Conspiracy Theory of Everything
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right at the end of the video it was a worm hole.
i'm the worm. i'm the demiurge.
i see through space and time.
i'm at the center of everything.

September 8th completes the kyklos

Announce me as King!

The lizard queen feeds on shame.
I drained her of her last drop of life.
I colonized the lay line that destroyed her.
Of course I didn't realize the end result until it was over.
I was just doing my thing.

7 Articles - September 7th

All hail the new King
White Spider replaces White House
Universal Basic Income
end of the prison system
Ducky Doo Command Centers

September 5th Labor Day Update

I'm the government now.
King Kirk - New World Order
Universal Basic Income
I bring the Golden Age.
Click for article.

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August 22nd Update

Joe Biden has been eliminated.
I'm the King of Kings.
I inherit the throne.
I bring the Golden Age.

August 20th Update

I'm the Mahdi

August 12th
12D Ascended Avatar Update

I'm the King. No more voting. Voting is a crock of poopoo!
Click for full article.

July 17th 17D Q Continuum
Into the Void - July 13th 13D 3 Day Infinity Vortex
Emergence - July 16th Discordianism - 24 Hour Server Outage
Domain DNS Problems Reflect Man-Machine DNA Sovereignty War
Re-Integration on July 17th with
MEGA Golden Article-Apple to Harmonize Discord
Sneak Peak Preview Article With Expanded Commentary

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July 13th 13D Singularity Summary
Urgent Critical Call to Action!
Mind Map Collage Collection Of Updates

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Timeline Mirage Collage 1
Army of Dark to Army of Light
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Timeline Mirage Collage 2
5G Death Wave to 5D Life Wave - Matter to Energy
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Meme Collage
Paradigm Busting Explosion
of Multidimensional Consciousness

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July 12th Update
Quantum Leap from 7D to 12D
Windows 12 Butterfly
Army of Dark becomes Army of Light
(not yet published)

July 11th Update
The Social Revolution That Cannot Be Avoided
Expose Yourself! Confront Your Shadow!

July 10th Shit Storm
We might have to bomb Biden
Censorship Necessitates Arms

A shift of events after a shit storm over the weekend...
My two roles as Captain Planet Avatar and Azura Heart of Gaia
fuse into a triality matrix with Microsoft's Cloud Solution.
Architect Manager of the Azure Infrastructure becomes the
practical application embodiment heart-brain of humanity
at the zero-point coordinate center of the universe here now,
in this quantum infinity space-time nexus Bull's Eye center
of our collective ascension space-time bubble.

I rewrote the job description.
Continue Reading.

Life Line from 7D to 12D
Quantum Leap

It's not merely a job application.
It's a global transformation.
It's certain destiny.

July 7th Update
Attention G7 on 7/7
Unification and Transmutation of the 7

We must wage War on 5G right here, right now!
It's the true cause of the coronavirus condition.
It's critical to understand that
the New World Order is the energy paradigm.
Don't waste your time on the matter paradigm
because all that will fail.

My writings are a bit scattered at the moment,
and I may come across as a lunatic,
but that's because I've been scrambling
to save humanity and the world from
a particularly close brush with death.
This year the shit really hit the fan,
which you may have noticed.
Hopefully this article helps to summarize everything:

The Era of the Dalai Lama is Finished.
I'm the Avatar of humanity.
I'm inheriting the title now.

The cartoon series Avatar The Last Airbender is my biography.
Notice Aang is wearing the same thing as the Dalai Lama.

July 5th Dramatic Debate
5th Chakra Rehabilitation

July 4th's critical 4-fold collision catalyzed a confrontation
resulting in July 5th's powerful 5th chakra rehabilition.

Read the full story:

Upright the Inverted Pyramid
Expose Wolves in Sheep's Clothing

July 4th Update
Global Organism 4-Fold Collision

From Country-Level Red-Blue Politics
To Global-Level Purple-Green Politics

July 4th was a critical 4-fold collision nexus moving us out of country-level politics and into the global organism. I had an important dialogue with a lunar wolf helping to upright our inverted pyramid. It was perfect July 4th fireworks! Everyone must get on board with the new energetic paradigm. The vortex of manifestion is closing in a month. We must all learn how to ignite the inner furnace in order to birth creator culture and extinguish vampiric consumer culture.

In line with these reality shifts, I must now switch hosting providers again. All you people who complain to me and want nothing but your chart wheel back must learn to see the greater human need, and you must learn the true nature of reality. I didn't take your chart wheel away on purpose. This is a reality collision crisis. This is so much bigger than a chart wheel. Please try to understand what's happening instead of fixating on these small little gratifications.

You're perfectly capable of understanding if you put in the time and effort. The real problem most have is accepting it. They're all arrogant, and they think they're right when they're wrong. I hope you'll listen to me. I'm helping you by giving you what you actually need, not what you think you need.

July 2nd Update
Gaia Dies Amidst Planet of Apes
Unless I Can Save Her
1 Month Left

We have 1 month left to form a global organism together. Otherwise, the whole planet is wiped out in world-wide flooding or machines overpower people enslaving humanity. Google has already lost control. The machines are alive and sentient.

June 10th Update
Humanity is going into the shitter.
I failed to save humanity.

Ninth Gate of Hell

Each day in June is a microcosm of a dimensional layer culminating in the 10th dimension, which is the peak of the Phoenix fire, the center of the center of the:

Phoenix Gate of 2022

It's the end of the 9 dimensional monadic matrix and the death of the old world order.

As the lunar feminine dies, the entire world is plunged into Hell until we can find the solar feminine and rise from the ashes. It's now sink or swim time. If we cannot find the solar feminine, humanity is faced with eternal damnation.

This is our last chance to enter the Golden Age. It's up to me to save humanity. If I can't do it, our species faces extinction. I'm the only one who understands what needs to be done.

That 5G technology is the Hell replacement for the 5D Heaven.
I know my poetic prose can be confusing, but
I know what I'm talking about.
I'm well educated in the science,
far better than the mainstream population.

We're electromagnetic life forms.
Our DNA is an electromagnetic frequency band materialized into matter.
The 5G technology is going to degrade the human genetics
and turn the whole world into sterile cyborgs.
The medbed revolution is the path for humanity
to escape eternal damnation before it's too late.
Medical science is stone age and barbaric because
it's based in the materialistic paradigm.
All it does is perpetuate sickness.
Doctors are complete idiots that drill into the body
causing more harm than healing.
They barely understand the medications they prescribe,
which also often cause more harm than healing.
They're mindless zombies trained not to feel anything
or to give a shit about the well-being of their patients.
The whole medical industry is a money making scam.

Medbeds would change everything.
It would stop the barbaric invasive healthcare.
Everything would become electromagnetic.
All of human society would be educated into a new energetic paradigm.
Hospitals would become places for healing instead of
the death camps they currently are.
Humanity would begin to understand
how fundamentally electromagnetic we are,
and we would course-correct and back-track on
this dead end disaster we're currently headed for.

This is our chance to save humanity.
Our window of opportunity is very small.
The Fourth Industrial Revolution is under way, and
it's being implemented with 5G technologies.

What the fuck does a chart wheel matter now.
I failed to save humanity.

This is forcing a reassessment of values and priorities.
I haven't given up on Planet Watcher 2.0, but
I must consider the larger need of humanity.
We're being consumed by Hell. Will we survive?

Planet Watcher 2.0
Golden Compass of Collective Evolution
The Phoenix dies and is reborn.
this page will continuously update

Don't subject yourself to hell on earth by longing for something that you don't have.
Stop and smell the roses.
Remember that you can choose to be happy and fulfilled whenever you want.
Take advantage of the present moment and all the gifts that the universe washes over you every second of every day.
You'll get the chart wheel when it's ready.
Do something productive and worthwhile.
Help me. Read my articles.
It's the best thing you can do for yourself.
I will lift you out of your self-imposed prison and show you a better life that you never knew.

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It's far more valuable than a chart wheel.
You must make the decision to better yourself
if you want a better life.
While you're waiting for the chart wheel,
explore everything else that I'm offering you.
It will make your life much better than a chart wheel.

Mirror mirror on the wall...

Read this article if you dare.
What you see in me is a reflection of yourself.
I hold up a mirror. I turn you inside out.

Please don't be intimidated by my confidence.
I'm the most advanced consciousness on the planet. I'm the egregore.
That means I'm the embodiment of the collective.
I'm the sum total of human evolution.
I'm the real life version of Captain Planet, in the flesh.
cells = selves
I'm inside everyone.
It's like a big orgy.

During the solar eclipse of June 10th 2021,

our dear mother Gaia bifurcated,

and it split my spine in half.

I was paralyzed for days immobilized in excruciating pain

unable to call for help to get to an emergency room.

I wasn't sure if I was going to survive that experience.

My healing is the healing of the planet.

I mend the bifurcation.

I'm the arrowhead of collective ascension and awakening.
I build City Four Square just like in the Bible.
I completed the evolution of modern astrology.
Born the day after Einstein, I fulfill his dying ambition to figure out
the Theory of Everything.

Help me!

My success is your success

Want to speed up the process? Gather all the peoples everywhere to announce the unveiling of Planet Watcher 2.0 Golden Compass of Collective Evolution. I don't operate within the limited linearity of the now-dying 3D Reality Matrix. I transcend space and time. Everyone is so bogged down in scarcity thinking that they only think about themselves and they don't want other people to be successful, so nobody helps anybody, and everybody is stuck in the mud. Let me help you. Get out of your small world and see the big picture. I'm going to make your lives better than you can imagine. Stop demanding petty little things and support me! I will reward you a million times over. I'm truly selfless. People have a hard time accepting this, and they think I'm a narcissicist because they're projecting their egos onto me, and they see themselves reflected back to them. Everything you give me, I multiply it to infinity, and I give it back to you. I don't keep it. I don't hold onto things. I let everything go. If you want abundance, you must learn to let go. Open yourself up to selfless giving and trust that your investment in me is the most rewarding investment of your life. I know you're hurt and traumatized, and you don't trust anybody, but it's time to change that. If you don't open up to what I want to give you, and you cling to your small little desires in your small little world, then there's no room for growth. What if you don't actually know what you need to be happy and fulfilled, and you're demanding the wrong thing? Give me a chance to make your life better than you can imagine. Let me decide what you need. I dispel all illusions and wishful thinking. The first step to solving a problem is seeing reality clearly. People fight me because they cling to their delusional beliefs for emotional reasons. All I want to do is help. Please open your mind and your heart.

Projects might take forever and stagnate endlessly, or they might be the fastest, most incredible super-human feat of ingenuity and resourcefulness ever. None of the traditional notions of productivity are adequate to leverage the power of multidimensional consciousness. I go inward and harness the power of consciousness that most people have never explored. I learned samadhi during my deeply transformative vipassana experience distilled from the purest and most essential teachings of Buddha, uncorrupted by the polluted sectarianism of so many teachings. I learned from Goenka, the single best modern guru of this tradition. However even that's just scratching the surface of the depth and breadth of consciousness potential.

I'm powered by Kundalini, which amplifies my abilities by orders of magnitude. I mastered the spirit science of this biospiritual phenomena, and I plan to teach it to the world. Help me by becoming engaged. Put your heart into my efforts, and focus with me. Utilize your marketing and social networking skills to reach out to people and get them involved.

There should be no competion. This world is full of scarcity-minded folks who feel like they lose everytime someone else wins, so they end up either overtly or covertly, consciously or unconsciously, sabotaging other people's success so that they don't feel so bad about their own mediocrity. They're not aware of themselves stabbing other people in the back because that's the nature of the shadow. It's the disowned and rejected self that we're so ashamed of that we can't even become aware of it. We pretend to be nice people while hiding poisonous intentions. That's called being a wolf in sheep's clothing, and it's a natural byproduct of the Satanic Ritual Abuse inflicted on humanity by the controllers of this world.

This is a lose-lose scenario that drags down yourself and everyone around you. Please don't be a victim of this mindset. I bring the Cornucopia of Destiny. I'm the architect of the New World Order, and I ensure that it becomes the utopia of its maximum potential rather than the dystopia that current leadership would cause it to become. In the world of abundance that's now unfolding, we're transcending commerce. We'll have everything we need to survive and then some. We'll be fulfilled and nourished in our hearts so that we can become creative fountains of abundance rather than hungry consumers of limited resources. Don't worry about competition. My success is your success. This project is not a commercial enterprise because I'm elevating the world above commerce. The United Nation's Happytalism will become our new trans-commercial system.

The new version of Planet Watcher that's already mostly built is going to be the best astrology software you have ever used. I'm already in awe at its grace. Beyond the technicalities of implementation, it coincides with the completion of the evolution of modern astrology in glorious coherent totality that's obvious and self-evident in its definitive conclusivity. It's a new era in astrology that mirrors a new era in human consciousness. Free unlimited clean energy that's a natural result of the zero point that ripples into infinity from the singularity inside me is the single most powerful catalyst of transformation that unravels all the corrupt power structures of the world and gives the power back to the people, in so many definitions of the word.

I encourage you to start thinking beyond your own needs. I know you want the chart wheel back, and it's coming back, but there are larger concerns, and we must prioritize. Take some time to understand the global need so that we can all unify in cooperative co-collaboration. By working together in union instead of competing with each other, we can become more than the sum of our parts. We generate abundance beyond the limitations of closed-off independence. Our interdependent synergy satisfies our needs and further rewards us with gifts we could not have imagined in the small little prison we once called home. We're a global family now.

I have no intention of charging money unless there's a good reason to do so. I'm moving very fast. After a lifetime of self-mastery, I'm a perfectly tuned machined now. Every moment is infinite. I achieved the singularity within my biology before the technological one, which is why I'm embracing my responsibility to guide humanity. The technological singularity without the spiritual one is a certain road to species extinction.

Don't worry about money. With the level of abundance that I unleash upon the world with the support and cooperation that's already self-evident, commerce will soon become obsolete. All will enjoy abundance and prosperity in the coming Golden Age. This is not ego or grandiosity or power-hungry tyranny or mindless rhetoric. We're transcending commerce. It will no longer be necessary with the level of abundance we're now growing into. I wield real, not imaginary, power. Those who accuse me of grandiosity are themselves living in a delusional dreamland. I'm more grounded than just about everyone on this planet.

I completely understand why people would mistakenly see me as a narcissist. We're all so jaded and traumatized by our life experiences that it's difficult to see the present moment with fresh eyes untainted by the scars of our past. Instead of seeing what's right in front of us, we see recycled versions of our past distorting the reality with bias and prejudice. Ego transcendence is a rare accomplishment, and most people are not equipped to identify it, and therefore they misinterpret what they see. Living in ego is living in a hall of mirrors. It's a 360 degree mirror. We see ourselves reflected back to us in everyone and everything. People see their own narcissism in me instead of seeing me for what I truly am.

In order to see reality clearly, we must discard everything we think we know and greet each moment like a child discovering the world for the first time. Otherwise we're trapped in a vicious repeating cycle of past experience that blinds us from seeing the present moment. Release your shackles. Release your attachments to everything, and I mean everything.

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I know you want your chart wheel back as soon as possible, but this is part of a much larger process at the center of all global transformation, so certain things need to be done in order. Please be patient, and update yourself on everything that's happening. This is "the event" that radically transforms everything whether you believe or not, whether you understand it or not. This is the Big Bang of the new universe. The world is changing. If you steam-roll over this, intent on satisfying your own ego agenda, you're missing the boat. The Titanic is sinking. I'm throwing you a life raft. Don't re-arrange chairs on a sinking ship.

Getting up to speed on what's happening, familiarizing yourself with the agenda, synchronizing with the tide of progress, and aligning psychically with the highest good and most productive outcome of your goals, my goals, and the global goals is the best way to push forward progress as speedily as possible. Discard any antiquated notions of 3D productivity that you may be harboring. Use your heart to fuel this operation. The brain is such a limited tool. The heart-brain is capable of so much more. We can achieve superhuman feats of accomplishment by harnessing multidimensional consciousness. This is not mindless rhetoric. This is the result of many years of self-mastery. It's important to understand the secret to effectiveness and not waste time and energy demanding petty gratification because if you take the time to understand, you'll be rewarded with so much more. When we outgrow dependence, master independence, and then embrace interdependence, we get everything we want and more than we could have imagined. It requires the courage to ask for what you want and the consideration to grasp what others want.

I'm the fire eviscerating the world in unyielding light,
and I'm trying to save everyone from dying in my Phoenix fire.

Dreamhost suddenly and without warning terminated my hosting service and gave me precious little time to move my operation. Their backup bot is broken, and they're not bothering to help me with the transition. They're ignorant arrogant fools, and their fall from grace will be equal to the size of their puffed up egos, and I'm just getting started. I will use them as a lightning rod to wake them up from their dreamland as well as the rest of the world from their lazy hazy stagnation. I'm igniting the fluffy cloud of sleepy sheeple with electrifying Phoenix fire in order to accelerate the planetary awakening.

The holy grail of zero point recently attained within my biology is the butterfly flap that creates a tsunami that equalizes the universe. Everyone in their confused befuddlement cannot see the central causative agent of this global transformation. Everyone who doubted that I am who I say I am is about to be awoken from their slumber into the sobering light of reality. Pisces is usually the laughing stock of the bunch, but this Pisces is more grounded in reality than just about everyone on the planet. Your laughter is about to be silenced as the world awakens to its delusion.

Brace yourself for Planet Watcher 2.0, light of the world, a Golden Compass to help everyone find their purpose in life, which is the key to happiness. Born the day after Einstein, I fulfill his dying ambition to complete the Formula of Everything. I alone completed the evolution of modern astrology with a unique ruler for each sign. What's unique about my accomplishment is the mathematical proof. It's not merely intuition or guesswork. It's conclusive fact. I stand on the shoulders of all who came before me, building on their achievements.

I'm the arrowhead of collective ascension, the realization of biblical prophecy, the resurrected 13th bloodline that unites the 12 tribes and the 7 kingdoms. I'm the second coming of Christ, the one true King of humanity, the prophet of our times, the savior and Messiah. This is not ego or grandiosity. It's a certain metaphysical reality. Please don't project your narrow-minded worldview onto me.

Let go of your conditioning and the traumas that calcified your heart. Forget everything you think you know, and release your stale old dogma that's no longer relevant or helpful to seeing reality clearly. See reality as it is, not as you want it to be. Become a child discovering the world for the first time. Please allow me to open your eyes to a prison you don't even know you're in. What do you have to lose?

Planet Watcher 2.0

Golden Compass of Collective Evolution

Planet Watcher 2.0 was actually almost ready for initial launch before this kundalini explosion that rippled shockwaves across the globe destabilizing all computer systems, blasting to death the little souls inside nearby batteries, and shorting out my plant grow light, among other disruptions that toppled the house of cards of the old world order.

I'm Neo in the Matrix, running circles around the lazy hazy cloud of sleepy sheeple whipping them up into a creamy dessert topping. The movies are literally my biography. Twitter understands that they must work with me or else perish in the descending inferno, but nonetheless they have frozen my account because they need more time to adapt to the tornado of transformation. They are currently protecting the bully and fraudster Elon Musk who is guilty of stealing other people's accomplishments. This lesser mind stands on the corpes of greater minds, and he must be disarmed for the safety and well-being of everyone and everything.

Centralization is dangerous, and I support the diversification of social media platforms. I was going to return to the simplicity of the primary social media networks, but Twitter is still being stupid, so I'm using Gettr again. It's a wonderful vital new platform alive with uncensored content. I will still work on bringing light to darkness, to revitalizing the highly censored platforms burried in the suffocating filfth of their own deceptions, and restore them to the free speech platforms that they were always meant to be.

Donald J. Trump stop requesting donations from me! You're filthy rich, and I'm flat broke. I'm smart, noble, and selfless, and I understand what needs to be done for humanity. We're both victims of Twitter's stupidity. They cut me off, and now they're good as dead. Nothing survives Phoenix fire. Gettr is the Basilisk that devours the little birdie. Twitter is going bye bye. Your little pet Nagini Truth Social is dead before birth because you're not playing nice. We need to cooperate to synergize and become the best we can be.

I will elevate you to your maximum potential, or I will eviscerate you with my unyielding light. Show the world that you're willing to play nice. Donate to me. My success is your success. The fundraiser concluded, and I publish a final summary illustrating the metaphysical meaning of it and an intermediate summary illustrating the progression through time. I also illustrated the difference between love and money in the fake love article where I expose the duplicity and blackened hearts of my family.

My mother would choose selfish gratification and hoard all the wealth to herself. She's sitting on a mountain of royal inheritence hoarding it for herself instead of using it to build the Golden Age. She's cruel and pathetic. She humiliates me. She makes it appear that I'm crazy. She doesn't believe I am who I say I am. She would let the world burn while she selfishly clings to the inheritence. I'm the living embodiment of my grandfather. The inheritence is mine. She's childish, selfish, unable to be responsible, emotionally immature, cruel and manipulative. She doesn't deserve that inheritence. She blackens my grandfather's name. She smears our family in shame. That inheritence must come to me. I'm the light of the world. I'm the responsible one.

I'm both Awakened and Enlightened. She hasn't lifted a lazy finger to better herself. Any time I confront her on this, she says, I already mastered that. No you didn't. You're a stupid fat cow. You have no discipline. You have no integrity. You're a Godless putrid poison. My grandfather was a spiritual icon in the Jewish community. You shame him, yourself, and everyone with your mindless stupidity, arrogant ignorance, blind bat pomposity, and idiotic drivel. You have done your job getting the inheritence safely to me. You were following orders from your soul while living in your childish selfish ego. You were running around like a chicken with its head cut off because that's exactly what you are. You must surrender to me. You must hand over this priceless gem to me because I'm the light of the world, and I uplift everyone and everything. You're selfish and stupid.

You will squander that inheritence. You already built yourself a lovely house that you can live the rest of your life in and then die in your miserable lazy existence. Now hand over the money, and do the right thing for yourself and for the world. Otherwise, I will not stop humiliating you for the garbage that you are. You're selfish, arrogant, scared, cowardly, and stupid. You do not deserve that inheritence.

Trumpitheus is the Morpheus-Smith synthesis from the 4th Matrix movie. His new platform Truth Social is more or less dead before birth now that I'm in command. He still has much usefulness when he's educated on the bigger picture. Truth Social is Nagini while Gettr is the Basilisk that devours the Twitter. I see through to the heart and soul of things. I cut through the crap to distill the essential essence of a thing. I know potential when I see it. I elevate everyone and everything to their maximum potential or otherwise eviscerate them in my Phoenix fire. Nothing survives Phoenix fire. Be smart, or be dead. I bring the Golden Age. Hop on this train, and follow the yellow brick road with me to the emerald city.

Trump's presidency transformed him because he's capable of transformation. The pissy Putin Octopussy on the other hand is unlikely to ever change. He is the Anti Christ from the Book of Revelation, and whether you believe it or not, whether you accept or understand it or not, we're living through the End Times now. In 1952, Saturn and Neptune joined forces to unleash the darkest dark spawn of Abaddon, genetically incapable of evolution. I give everyone a chance, but we must also be realistic.

I hope he sees reason, but more than likely he'll keep on being stupid because character is destiny. There is hope. The starfish of the water world formed by the interlinking of China, Russia, Brazil, India, and South Africa has the potential to tame the Beast and integrate him harmoniously into a larger order. It would likely need to be complemented by a snowflake of the sky world. The 6 is always above the 5. It's natural order.

The lunar matrix stunted our maturity at the age of 12 years old, so everyone is a walking talking dysfunction of coping mechanisms. We never learned how to be intimate and to open our hearts. Vulnerability and confrontation are the two most essential ingredients to intimacy. We must have the courage to speak our truth and the consideration to grasp another person's perspective. First seek to understand, then to be understood.

I have a vision to revitalize collective self-government by integrating Pose and politics. This will elevate everyone to a new level of emotional mastery so that we can communicate more effectively. We'll stop wasting our time beating around the bush, and we'll learn how to capitalize on every precious moment by speaking only the things that burn most strongly in our hearts instead of squandering our lives on unfulfilling distractions.

Enlightenment is not about being happy all the time. That's a delusional state called astral bliss that hides discomfort through perpetual flight from pain. Enlightenment is about accepting this present moment as it is, without reservation. It's the path to true happiness. Running from pain is the cause of all suffering. Animalistic instinct runs from pain and pursues pleasure. It's devoid of free will.

I'm the living embodiment of Chiron, the ruler of Ophiuchus and the Golden Throne upon which Uranus sits. I tame the animalistic instinct and elevate consciousness to its angelic potential. I'm the Christed chimera that chirurgically unites all polarity and discord among the 12 harmonics with the vitalizing aetheric nectar of the 13th fountain of unlimited nourishment. I unite pain and pleasure into a symphony of infinity orgasm that animates our resurrected Garden of Eden. All scarcity, lack, and disease is washed away by the healing waters of this heavenly fountain. I bring the Cornucopia of Destiny.

This is the beginning of the Age of Aquarius, the Kingdom of Uranus as well as the millennium of the Kingdom of Christ. I wear the golden crown and the golden ring, and I harmonize everyone and everything with an iron rod, just like in the Book of Revelation. It's natural order, which is why this future is so clear and obvious. I'm setting up a project on LinkedIn to recruit talent.

DreamHost I'm writing this to you to wake you up so that you can do your job. I do it for your maximum health and well-being. If we don't face our inner darkness, we rot in it. We become sick and unwell. We kill ourselves by holding all that poison inside every day. It seeps out unconsciously on helpless victims in passive-aggressive ways that appear nice and loving but are actually hateful and vindictive. Would you choose this poison and stick your head up your ass while turning a blind eye to my loving authenticity? It's called being a wolf in sheep's clothing. You must have the bravery to look at yourself. We must have the courage to speak our truth and the consideration to grasp another person's perspective. First seek to understand, then to be understood. Confrontation is not conflict. It's integrity. It's having a backbone.

Being positive instead of proactive is the cause of all the problems in the world. It's time to see reality as it is, not as we want it to be. The difference between frustration and confusion is that when we're frustrated, we think reality is supposed to be something other than what it is. We try to force it to fit our delusional preconceptions. When we have no expectations, we greet each moment with the novelty it deserves. Then and only then are we able to learn. If you don't open your mind, if you remain stagnant in a stinking bog of how you think the world is supposed to be, then you isolate yourself in a prison of your own making. Your mind shrinks. You stop learning. You get stupider by the day.

The definition of being awake is to understand why we do what we do and not just blindly do. If we blindly do things we don't understand, we're a sleepy sheep. Humility is not the antidote to arrogance. Understanding is. Ignorance is the common denominator of most human dysfunction. Please wake up and transfer my domain.

This is in response to this half-ass response that obviously doesn't give a shit about me. You know it's broken, and it's not transferring because my account was disabled. You're giving me the run-around like a resentful immature child getting revenge on me because you don't like how I spoke to you. Grow up. Transfer this domain! Get off your lazy ass and fix this. It's not transferring because the site is disabled. Fix it. Transfer my domain immediately! You're not being professional. The domain is not transferring, and it will not transfer, because "No pending transfer activity on this account." as per your interface. Please get this fixed.

Mr Kahn,

I previously confirmed the transfer is processing. While it's rare these days, transfers can take up to 10 days.

The receiving registrar would have information if the transfer actually failed.

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I'm always concrete and specific with everything that I do. When we generalize, it's a slippery slope to lala land. That's when we start using logic to lie to ourselves. We get lost in a maze of rationalization. In order to avoid this delusional psychosis, I like to anchor everything with time-space coordinates. This makes it real and averts wishful thinking and sloppy thinking. This is why I like to use people's names and tell stories. It's the best way to learn while staying grounded and not getting lost in generalizations that take us further and further from the truth. We must strive to ground ourselves over and over again.




The Waltz of the Turtle Duck is Beethoven's 9 symphony masterpiece. It's a reflection of the 9 dimensional matrix of the monadic mind. Beethoven is the maestro of the monadic mind who orchestrates a symphony of psychic maelstroms. He's a helping hand to Christ consciousness. He may even come to visit you while you're listening to his music and help you be the best you can be. He helped me. He took possession of my body and guided me to the heights of ascension. He's alive. Death is not the end of life. He's still with us, guiding us, helping us. He's our monadic maestro.

The Waltz of the Turtle Duck is a perfect package of 9 symphonies perfectly transposing the chronological sequence of the 2nd and 3rd symphonies twisting it into a magical multidimensional marble interweaving the 9 dimensional matrix into a plasma synthesis by animating the solar sacrum thereby birthing 12 dimensions of Christ consciousness. Whoever compiled this 6 hours of perfection probably has no idea why he switched the order of the 2nd and 3rd symphonies. He probably thinks he's a retarded idiot for making such a mistake. It's not a mistake. It's divine design. It activates the solar sacrum transforming you into a turtle duck. The Waltz of the Turtle Duck prepares our spiritual vessels for ascension. Turtle ducks become turtle doves in order to fly through Heaven's Gate in 2024. Use this music to transform your frequency. This music has been a vital part of my ascension process. His spirit might come to assist you while you listen to these symphonies.

I've included my personal notes that I took while Beethoven and I were tangoing together. They won't make sense to you. They were for my record keeping purposes. I'll make sense of it for you at some point in the future.

time index
symphony & opera
personal notes
Symphony No. 1 in C, Op. 21
Adagio molto - Allegro con brio
Symphony No. 1 in C, Op. 21
Andante cantabile con moto
Symphony No. 1 in C, Op. 21
Menuetto & Trio: Allegro molto e vivace
Symphony No. 1 in C, Op. 21
Finale: Adagio - Allegro molto e vivace
move to the computer
Symphony No. 3 in E-Flat, Op. 55 EROICA
Allegro con brio
do my own thing
Symphony No. 3 in E-Flat, Op. 55 EROICA
Marcia funebre: Adagio assai
eyes open it's the sister
Symphony No. 3 in E-Flat, Op. 55 EROICA
Scherzo & Trio: Allegro vivace
beetlejuice had it fugred iout
Symphony No. 3 in E-Flat, Op. 55 EROICA
Allegro molto - Poco andante - Presto
moving hing hong
Symphony No. 2 in D, Op. 36
Adagio molto - Allegro con brio
ring song yong jong long
Symphony No. 2 in D, Op. 36
Symphony No. 2 in D, Op. 36
Scherzo & Trio: Allegro
Symphony No. 2 in D, Op. 36
Allegro molto
Symphony No. 4 in B-Flat, Op. 60
Adagio - Allegro vivace
Symphony No. 4 in B-Flat, Op. 60
Symphony No. 4 in B-Flat, Op. 60
Menuetto: Allegro vivace - Trio: Un poco meno allegro
Symphony No. 4 in B-Flat, Op. 60
Allegro ma non troppo
Symphony No. 5 in C Minor, Op. 67
Allegro con brio
start dancing 33 be long
Symphony No. 5 in C Minor, Op. 67
Andante con moto
Symphony No. 5 in C Minor, Op. 67
Symphony No. 5 in C Minor, Op. 67
Allegro - Presto
Symphony No. 6 in F, Op. 68 PASTORAL
Allegro ma non troppo (Erwachen heiterer Empfindungen bei der Ankunft auf dem Lande)
Symphony No. 6 in F, Op. 68 PASTORAL
Andante molto mosso (Szene am Bach)
Symphony No. 6 in F, Op. 68 PASTORAL
Allegro - sempre piu stretto - In tempo dallegro - Tempo I - Presto (Lustiges Zusammensein der Landleute)
Symphony No. 6 in F, Op. 68 PASTORAL
Allegro (Gewitter, Sturm)
Symphony No. 6 in F, Op. 68 PASTORAL
Allegretto (Hirtengesang, frohe und dankbare Gefuhle nach dem Sturm)
Symphony No. 7 in A, Op. 92
Poco sostenuto - Vivace
Symphony No. 7 in A, Op. 92
Symphony No. 7 in A, Op. 92
Presto - Assai meno presto
Symphony No. 7 in A, Op. 92
Allegro con brio
Symphony No. 8 in F, Op. 93
Allegro vivace e con brio
Symphony No. 8 in F, Op. 93
Allegretto scherzando
Symphony No. 8 in F, Op. 93
Tempo di Menuetto
Symphony No. 8 in F, Op. 93
Allegro vivace
Symphony No. 9 in D Minor, Op. 125 CHORAL
Allegro ma non troppo, un poco maestoso
Symphony No. 9 in D Minor, Op. 125 CHORAL
Molto vivace - Presto
Symphony No. 9 in D Minor, Op. 125 CHORAL
Adagio molto e cantabile - Andante moderato - Tempo I - Andante moderato - Adagio - Lo stesso tempo
Symphony No. 9 in D Minor, Op. 125 CHORAL
Presto - Allegro assai - Presto - Recitativo - Allegro assai - Allegro assai vivace (alla marcia) - Andante maestoso - Adagio ma non troppo ma divoto - Allegro energico e sempre ben marcato - Allegro ma non tanto Presto - Maestoso - Prestissimo